Pink Harley

I seem to be getting lots of hits for "pink Harley".

Seems natural that people would be wanting something that's entirely masculine and radically feminine, seeing as those are the two primary attributes missing from our current socio-political landscape.

What with men being pussies and women being dicks.

Sensitive men don't want to be lame, just flexible, it's just that they go too far and give up the whole shebang.

Which, not un-ironically, makes them incredibly unappealing to women.

Women on the other hand have been opening up cans of whoop-ass for years.

And while that may be fine and dandy in the economic sphere, in the personal sphere a tough woman can be like tough meat--not much fun.

Probably a lot like a soft man.

To be clear, there's nothing wrong with softness in men nor toughness in women.

But when these secondary attributes overwhelm primary sensibilities—and you get women going on about burping and farting and men who tweeze and want to talk all about it—it's just less attractive than it could be.

Or uglier than it should.

The world is supposed to be a beautiful place, but grunge/the counterculture has us so believing it isn't that we've made it so.

It doesn't matter, it's just not what anyone wants.

Here's my new bike. For some strange reason, the universe didn't come through with the pink Harley that was my profile photo.

This is faster and requires less maintenance anyway.

For the record, I was ready to be entirely masculine and radically feminine at the same time—in fact, today I'm wearing pink head to toe. Now if god could just come through with the fucking funding, we'd really have some fun.