Ronco Me

Actually, the serious money will be made knocking me off--bringing White Gold-esque values to the mass-er market. Call it beige silver.

But that guy's probably still skateboarding.

Or maybe, though the thought turns my stomach, I'l just make a "Chaps"-like line and license it all out. Give the money to solar-powered computers in Africa or something.

Or to pioneer a R&D line that's even farther out the White G. White G White G. --That's something.

Anyway, back to the show..